Ahmed (Ahmed)

[Berserker]

Ahmed the Unchallengable

Stats are the same as a Dark Elf Hero

Special Rules:
Gas Tax:
Due to the obscene gas prices, the sightings of Ahmed the Unchallengeable have gone down. Some saying that he has even hung up his Singing Smitar and Pointy-toed Boots.

Before the game begins, roll a die. The number on the die is the turn that Ahmed the Unchallengeable shows up.

Scroll of Obscure Rules:
The Scroll, also called the Appendicus Zed, if full of unusual ways to create innane rule changes and bizzare scenarios. Its powerful magic bends both the laws of physics and space, as it teaches how to fortify a bush, create endless swarms, make writing appear on the walls, calcute fuzzy math, smooze your way to success combat resolution, and even how to reuse everything including old magic cards to benifit your Warhammer army.

Once per turn Ahmed the Unchallengeable can make a new rule on a 4+. If he fails one whole friendly unit is removed from the game (as a rule Ahmed can declare his enemy as "friendly", sneaky bastard).


Magic Items:
The Singing Simitar:
Once the Singing Simitar gets going, you can't stop the beat. Geinies on brass horns and camels on percussion lend a hand. Even Ahmed the Unchallengeable chimes in with his tenor echo, and it is a full on desert jamboree. Why all of this hooplah, distraction!

Once per combat Ahmed the Unchallengeable can change one die roll to a six. However, he loses d6 attacks next turn as his inner diva demands bottled water and gummie worm halves.

Pointy-Toed Boots:
Once tought to be worn by Sinbad himself (err, not the sailor, but the comic), slant reality. Often forcing the wearer to run diagonally across battle fields and walls. They also take on many different shapes and colors depending on how severe the lean. They have been spotted as white tennis shoes, black combat boots, ninja turtle boots, and even one report of cute pink pumps.

Ahmed the Unchallengeable is uneffected by terrain and can even run up steep walls as long as he has enough movement to reach the top level surface. Also the boots force Ahemed the Unchallengeable to scatter in a random direction when broken.

Brazen Armor Tailored and Made by a Allied Northerner:
The BATMAN suit as he calls it provides no actual protection, and is really an old 70's smoking jacket, sans sleeves. However, Ahmed the Unchallengeable believes that it does, giving him near super hero endurance, stamina and the abilty to ingor blows.

3+ save
The next fatal wound that would kill Amed the Unchallengeable, instead haves his speed. Hail to the king, baby!