Berserker (Serban)

[Berserker]

Berserker the Unintelligable

Same stats as a Skaven Grey Seer

Magic Items:
Miniture Mace of Mauling:
This Miniture Mace of Mauling is so tiny most opponents never see it. They believe that Berzerker the Unintelligable is trully the most berzerk of all berzerkers, as it appears he walks into battle unarmed. Berzerker the Unintelligable shuns all bladed, and medium to long weapons. He even cuts his spears 4 feet short.

Berzerker the Unintelligable always hits on a models in base to base contact. (um, not in that sexy way, but with the tiny mace)

Sheild of Solid Sheen:
Berzerker the Unintelligable hates modern weapons and armor, preffering to wear relics from fallen ancestors, rather than their new, lighter, harder, faster counterparts. Shield of Solid Sheen was a heater shield built using the old ways, that he coated in a magical liquid that is both invisible and hard. However, this liquids true power is that it makes things obsenely heavy. So despite the Shield of Solid Sheen looks like an normal, old shield, it is actually a really old (years past its proper cremating age), very heavy, unbalanced shield, just the way Berzerker the Unintelligable wants it.

Do to the unusual shape and weight of the Sheild of Solid Sheen, Berzerker the Unintelligable has developed an unusual style to go with it. This gives him a 3+ ward save against right-handed opponents. However, he does not get this save against lefties.

Special Abilities:
Momma's Boy:
Berzerker the Unintelligable likes to share his war booty with his momma (ha-ha), because she takes such good care of him. Before he leaves for every battle, she cooks him a week's worth of food (even if it is just a weekend trip).

Berzerker the Unintelligable may, once per turn, take a bite of turkey snitzel, and heal one wound. He can not do this in combat, as it will not fit through the bar grill.

Wizard Spells:
Fie-ire Ball: 5+
(magic missle attack) d6 str4 fireballs
Berzerker the Unintelligable stands on one foot and waves his arms at his opponents. (seriously, he does)

The Puffing Drag-on: 6+
Everyone in base to base to Berzerker the Unintelligable Inititave is halved.
"Puff, Puff, give Muther-futher"

Roar of the Berzerker: 7+
Enemies in line of sight of Berzerker the Unintelligable must make a fear test, Knights take a Terror test. Children and animals are uneffected.
"ARrrooowwwlll! Heyhow'llUdo'n?

Werwolf Moon: 8+
If the battle is on a Wednesday, this spell can be cast on a 6+. Berzerker the Unintelligable turns into a w.... Rat Ogre and can still cast spells (sweet), but can not use any Magic Items (bummer).
Ain't magic grand.

Uneven Ground: 9+
8" radius. Movment halved, and any model, including Berzerker the Unintelligable, moving in the radus, sprains their ankle on roll of 1, doing a wound of damage.
The ground around Berzerker the Unintelligable becomes broken and pot holed. Roots reach out attempting to snag any slightly clumsy foot. They will inevitably also snag Berzerker the Unintelligable.

Unintelligable Madness: 10+
24" Radius. All leaderships are halved.
A paralel universer opens up around Berzerker the Unintelligable, and everyone can only roar, mumble and swear in Romanian (notice I never said SPEAK). Except, of course, Berzerker the Unintelligable, who articulates in perfect king's english.