Nugget (Doug)

[Berserker]

Nugget the Uncoordinated

Nugget the Uncoordinated has the stats of a Chaos Marauder

Magic Items:
Orignial Chaos Helm
Ten such magical helms we made for an elite band of rowdy, out of control, Chaos Warriors. Over time they have been lost to history, some traded for money and beer, others left to rust in the Dulaney Dungeon, one is rumored to be displayed in a fallen knight's den, still others are likely ashtays some dark room somewhere. However, one still exists, and Nugget the Uncoordinated buggered it more or less fair, though there are rumors he traded for it with porn. (Naughty, Naughty)

The Orignial Chaos Helm gives Nugget the Uncoordinated a +1 to Movement and a +1 to Strength. However, he also suffers a -1 to Leadership and a -1 to Inititive.

Sippy Cup of Doom
Nugget the Uncoordinated is notoriously messy. He spends 1/3 of his day sleeping, 1/6 eating, and 5/6 cleaning up disasters he leaves behind. China shops actually invite bulls in, to reduce the damage, when they see Nugget the Uncoordinated coming. Before Nugget the Uncoordinated can leave the house for battle, his betrothed Bootieca, makes him take his Sippy Cup of Doom so he will not have to stop mid battle and clean up another spilled beer.

The Sippy Cup of Doom gives Nugget the Uncoordinated a +1 Movement (because it is limiting the mess he has probably already made) and a 6+ Ward save (due to his enemies fits of laughter)

Magic Chiclets
Nugget the Uncoordinated has two Magic Chiclets. Not much is known about them, other than that they were very expensive, and that before he had these chiclets, he had bigger chiclets. It also appears chicks dig smaller chiclets, and will bar you from fighting if they think you might lose your chiclets.

Nugget the Uncoordinated gets a an extra die when choosing to flee. However, he suffers a -1 to Leadership when fighting shieldmen. Also he can not be in the same unit as Loki the Everyready Manhunter do to ancestreal differences.

Ancient Runes
Nugget the Uncoordinated has cover himself with a great number of Ancient Runes, both in tattoo form and sewn into his clothing. The largest of these is the Anzu/Kinderfodder Rune he has on his chest. The gods, or Barry as we know him, have approved and given him powers far exceeding that of any other bird-chested male his size.

Nugget the Uncoordinated gets a +2 Attack and a +1 Strength against polearms, and a +1 Attack and a +2 Strength against Shieldman. (because he looks like a old-school Kinderfodder Warrior, and that sowes fear into the enemy) and a 4+ amor save (as Nugget the Uncoordinated actually believes he's old-school, POSER!)

Borrowed Old Broken Armor
On the field of battle, one can often hear Nugget the Uncoordinated cursing, Feth this, and Feth that, as pieces of his armor come flying off. Imprinted on the back of each piece is a mark, "BOBA Feth" (arrggh), so all of his craptacular armor can be returned after the battle. Possibly, its time for some new armor, but that might ruin the tarnished busted-up look he his going for.

Due to its awsome antique look the armor starts off with a 1+ save, and as parts fly off it will go up by one every turn until it reaches a 6+.

Chuck Wagon
Nugget the Uncoordinated always shows up to battle very Cavalier, riding his magical horseless Chuck Wagon. Stuffed inside is everything one could ever want but never need. (Messy, I think there is a trend)

Once per game, Nugget the Uncoordinated can return to his car find exactly what he needs, though kinda odd, is that it is always a picture of Bjork. This will give him d6 Wounds, or Movement, or Strength next turn.

Special Rules:
Clumsy
He's a klutz. What? I don't need to explain, you've seen him.

Nugget the Uncoordinated must take a Inititive test before he can charge. If he fails, he stumbles over his own feet and can not charge. Also, he can not enter difficult terrain.

Strategic Retreat
Nugget the Uncoordinated is a master at the well planned escape. He dreams of new ways to flee, even when he is not in battle. Few can match his mastery and skill at the impromptu rout, and he has even been known to charge an enemy, just to run away.

If Nugget the Uncoordinated is broken and is persued, he gets an immediate attack roll, where he hits as normal, but is given the Killing Blow ability. Nugget the Uncoordinated also may run through enemy units during a flee, and automaticaly rallies. Nugget the Uncoordinated still may not flee through difficult terrain.