Bash (Brian)

[Berserker]

Hagar the Basher

He has the stats of an Ogre Butcher. He wears heavy armor and carries a great sword.

Magic Items:
Galatian Apron of Good Eatin’
Hagar can cook anything from trolls to rabbits and make it taste good. On the battlefield, the Apron reminds Galatians of the upcoming meal, making them fight extra hard. However, though Hagar has real talent, he is far too lazy to actually want to cook. For him the Apron is a constant reminder of what he has too do after the battle. Because of this you will never see Hagar run. The apron makes it so that Hagar may not march, but generates 2 extra dispel dice. Also, if Hagar is in the army, all Galatians gain 1 re-roll per game. They don’t want to miss dinner!

The Re-made Rust Bucket Sallet
Once a finely crafted helmet, Hagar felt it unsuitable for his needs. So he had it reworked again…and again and again until it was no longer recognizable as a piece of armor. Finally, to add the finishing touches, Hagar threw a wet gambeson over top it left it in his cave for a year. The sallet gives Hagar a +1 to his armor save and causes fear in Dwarves (they can’t believe something so horrid looking was every made!)

The Really Cool Hidden Subba
Attached to Hagar’s great sword is a beautifully craft subba, though no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the story. Hidden underneath layers of duct tape is the really cool hidden subba. At the beginning of any turn Hagar may choose to remove the duct tape and reveal the subba. From that turn on, roll a d6 before the turn starts. On a roll of 1 a Marshall has caught Hagar and he must spend that turn re-taping the subba. On a 2-6, he may use the subba to either stab into the enemies’ eye slots, which allows no armor save, or as a throwing weapon with the range of 8”. No roll to hit is needed as the enemy will uncontrollably throw themselves onto the subba.

Special Rules:
Bash and Bash and Bash and Bash……..
Hagar does not believe in any of that girly ‘finesse’ crap. He just hits stuff. When fighting against a shield armed model, Hagar may opt to make only one attack, but if that attack does hit, it causes 2d6 hits. The enemy model automatically passes its armor save (even if it normally wouldn’t have one due to Hagar’s save modifier). However, the enemy model must take a leadership test once Hagar is finished his attack. For every wounding hit Hagar inflicted, subtract a point from the model’s leadership value. If the test is failed, the model is removed with no ward saves or regeneration allowed. Hagar has simply beaten him into submission.

Drunken Ogre
No one can drink like Hagar, and no one would want to. There are few things that can make this Ogre happy, but drinking sure is one of them and fighting is another. Obviously combining the two is a great thing! Before the game starts, roll a d6. On a 1-3 Hagar is drunk, on a 4-6 he is sober.

Drunk:
Stagger…Stagger…Fall
Traversing difficult ground on a normal day would be miraculous for Hagar. Drunk, it’s just down right impossible. If Hagar walks up or down a hill or through difficult terrain he must take an initiative test. If he fails, Hagar takes a wound

I’m Drivin’!
As a rule Hagar hates driving. However, while he’s drunk he loves it! If a chariot ever comes in base contact with Hagar while he is drunk, Hagar automatically kills the crew and takes the chariot for himself.

Drunken Run
While drunk, Bash runs like a baby with a load of crap in his diaper. This is the only time you will ever see him run, but it’s never from his enemies. Rather, it’s from the loads of fireworks he loves to light. While drunken Bash may be broken as normal, but only flees d6”. Any enemy that pursues him, however, will suffer 2D6 strength 3 hits from the fireworks that Hagar has inevitably left behind.

Sober:
Complaining Angry Fat Bastard
Hagar is completely unbreakable and can not pursue. However, if he loses a round of combat, he will be hit automatically in the next round. Also, Hagar hates everyone except for pretty Elves. If Hagar is ever comes in base contact with an Elf archer, he will be so reminded of Legolas that he will change sides. Hagar and thousands of teenage girls can’t be wrong!

WOW
To Hagar, this means World of Warcraft, a magic land where Hagar is built like a rock, can slay dragons and has women all over him! To everyone else, WOW is simply the word used when they find out how much time Hagar spends in front of the computer. If Hagar is sober, there is a chance he will retreat into his cave due to his sadness caused from losing his brother Bash (Bash P33 RIP!). Once you have determined if Bash is drunk or sober, roll again if Bash is sober. On a 1-2 Bash is just completely unmotivated to leave his cave and will not participate in the battle. On a 3-4, Ahriman and Boagrius manage to taunt him enough to get him to leave the cave, albeit dragging his feet. Roll another d6, this is the turn on which Hagar will show up on a random board edge. On a 5-6 Hagar is sufficiently angry and feels the need to bash things. You may deploy him with the rest of the army.