Quotable Quotes

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:07 pm

So we hear different things in passing, and inevitably we always find ourselves saying, "Where is the quote book?" Here is my attempt to catalog them. They should fit into one of these catagories:

Misused Words
Quotes that make sense, just not in English.

Witty Responses
Conversations that seem to careen off in the wrong direction.

Akward Moments
Captured slices of time when we wish we could take back what we just said.

Stories Never Told
The quote itself is not so funny, but the story leading up to it sure is.

Enjoy!

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:20 pm

Misused Words
"He one-eyed blinked at me!" - Amanda
"Its a silent book." - Teresa
"It was hot until my wife got involved." - Morg
"You know, 'V' like in Berzerker." - Berzerker

Witty Responses
Morg: "That's really starting to piss me off."
Rachael: "What? The smell of dead strippers?"

In response to why Dan brought such a big tent to Pennsic-
Morg: "He brought all three of his girlfriends, his ex, his soon to be ex, and his future ex."

Akward Moments
"I want to f*ck, Seabass!"
Nugget sang as he sat in between two groups of people, one singing the Seabass song the other the Berzerker song.

The Greatest Stories Never Told
"Tasty d*ck."
A rarely used moniker for Bash, coined after a heavy night of drinking.

Fritz · Post by **Fritz** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:44 pm

"Fuck Jeff fuck!"

Fritz who coined this?

Bash · Post by **Bash** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:10 pm

Witty Responses :
FaBreez your Hookers

boagrius · Post by **boagrius** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:05 pm

on a funny note, the originator of tasty dick asked where he was?

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:08 pm

At some point I'd like to expand this and include stories. Also, we should reference the orginators of sayings, so long as we can protect the innocent. If your a Galatian, your anything but innocent.

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:16 pm

Witty Responses
Morg: "Hey Bezerker, that girl is hot."
Bezerker: "Yes. I will stare at her until it get akward and she leaves."

Akward Moments
Mongo: "There is no way you could duck tape me to a tree!"
This was shortly followed by the sound of ripping duck tape and the clicks of cameras. At least he had his clothes on.

Bash: "I'm king of the world."
Uttered as Big B held him at the prow of RavenSpittles Pirate ship. The were soon asked to move due to structural concerns.

Bash · Post by **Bash** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:40 pm

YOU TELL HER I DIED AND BURNED IN HELL

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:29 pm

Bash wrote:YOU TELL HER I DIED AND BURNED IN HELL

Making quotes, Nice!

Fritz · Post by **Fritz** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:35 pm

Fritz who coined this?

That would be me. It happened when I accidentally kicked over some chicken wings when Scutt was home. I was trying to say "Fuck, Jeff I'm sorry." However, by the time I got to the word Jeff, I had realized that some chicken wings were still on top of my foot and were burning it. So what ended up coming out was "Fuck Jeff... FUCK! Sorry" Scutt then immediately shortened it to "Fuck Jeff Fuck!"

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:16 pm

Doug to his pledge:
"Ideas are good in theory."

Brynhild · Post by **Brynhild** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:06 pm

Whitty response:

Anyone remember the line I said at pennsic when we played that game to get alchol? it was like whats black and white and gay? And I said to the guy I don't know, What colors are you wearing?
Was that it? Because I may have been slightly drunck but that was pretty damn good answer!

hypo · Post by **hypo** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:49 pm

yeah that sounds about right and it was damn funny!

Bash · Post by **Bash** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:44 pm

Whitty response:

Brian: so this is my idea for ....

Doug: No no Wait my idea is PERFICT!!!

Brian: .......

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:46 pm

Brian's a great guy, everybody should sleep with Brian.

Brian: "You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at my pants."