Quotable Quotes

[MorGrendel]

Loki: Show me a woman with a sense of time, and I'll show you a man with a sex change.


Morg: A friend is just an enemy I haven't made yet.

[MorGrendel]

Clayson: I hope your neighbors like a full moon.
Pause....Rachel enters...Clayson: "Whhoohooo!!!
Jeff: (looks up from drilling) I could have lost an eye.

Fritz: There is just something about homoeroticism that diplaces my rage.
Pause....Clayson bent over: "Don't walk behind me."

[Fritz]

That is a terrible misquote!

It was "There's nothing quite like homoeroticism to displace rage"

[MorGrendel]

I blame Rachel, she is very wordy.

[Rachel]

Rachel "I don't think thats quite right"
Jeff "If its wrong Fritz will correct it"

[MorGrendel]

From this weekend:

Random Girl: "I'd never do that, he'd need to take a shower first."
All: "To the shower, pledge!"

... "With Galatians it's never a question whether or not they will do something, really it more a matter of 'How much'." ...

(later)
"Brrrrttttttzz"
All: "Huh, I didn't think she'd do it"

[Belovesus]

Jason- "See, he is out cold...(talking about kevin passed out in his tent)"
Girl- "Let's take his sock!"

[MorGrendel]

Dan: Your main problem is you fight for king and kingdom, we fight for each other.

[Rachel]

some from Pennsic

"Cry me a fucking river, I've been fucked 3 times so far today" -Fritz

"Jeff is the only one that didn't fuck me today" -Fritz

"I have sheep but no wood" -Jeff

Clayson "somehow Jeff always wins!"
Rachel "That's because he's smater than you!"

"I didn't know shrinkage could apply twice" -Kevin

"Get in the Boston Maaaket" (schuatzenager-esque) -Serban

[Rachel]

"I have wood elves under my bed" -Fritz

[Rachel]

bump

These are funny and people continue to say stupid shit all the time so can we bring this back its been like a year.

[Titus]

"I can't get my empty gun to shoot." -Clayson

[Rayne]

"To us."
"Who's like us?"
Kaela: "No one!!"

[hypo]

Yea! Becky is on the boards. It is almost like we have new members now that Kelia, Kester, and Becky are on the boards. :D

[MorGrendel]

I know that call, its ruffeling the passer - Kaela

A drinkeling we'll go
a drinkeling we'll go
Hi ho, a cherry O'
A drinkeling we'll go - missy and co

Writting well is hart - lost to beer