Quotable Quotes

[MorGrendel]

I've got a few negative bonuses - Clayson

[Freewynd]

Racheal: "If you enjoy it, I'll know, and then the pain will come."

HAR HAR! I almost asked her to marry me after that!!

[Rachel]

Freewynn: "I am Bubba."

Freewynn: I'll have you calling me baby carrot by the end of the day!

[MorGrendel]

Jeff: Attention: No Brides were injured in the writing of this speech.

Jason's Mom to Jeff: You're the 5th son, the good one.

Jason: Let me try this Gin thing everyone keeps talking about . . . Baahcch! People drink this?

Brian: You have to drink the honey. You have to drink the honey, or it will be mad at you.

Brian: Where is everyone? I'm finally drunk now.

[Rayne]

Kaela: "I would love to play a sport for a living."
Kevin: "You'd have to be a guy."
Kaela: "What are you, racist?"
Kevin: "No, just sexist."

[Titus]

Tristan of Anglesey - After seeing our fry night spread, "What does a guy have to do to become a member of your group? I would rim a goat to join Galatia!"

[MorGrendel]

A carnie is just a gypsy without a cool accent - chris

If Galatian money smells like titties ... Is that so bad? - doug

Your coolaid is poision, but a bullet I might survive. - Jeff

I throw shots down the pipe that's why I win - jeff

You can't play (table) tennis in a headlock - Gregor

I love this! People hit me in the head and it dings and then I know I'm dead. - Ding, I mean Conner

[boagrius]

I love this kid.

[MorGrendel]

Who gave you sugar! - What we say to someone acting like a crazed kid.

Yes, I want some of that priest meat - Rayne

Having kids . . . If its meant to be, it will happen. If not, you can always have threesomes. - Titus as interpretted by Theresa

Morg: I have a rule, avoid girls named Toni, Traci, or Krystal, they are nothing but trouble. And if they have their own named tattooed on themselves, run!
Gregor: Wow, is that in a book somewhere?
Morg: No, but it should be.

[Berserker]

Rayne: Why are hobbits talking to each-other?
Berzerker: ??
Rayne: I thought they couldn't talk to each-other!
Berzerker: ???
Rayne: Oh wait! That's hermits!

[MorGrendel]

Marrying a Galatian is like marrying a five-year-old. - nugget

[Lokki]

My quote jeff was " You show me a woman with a sence of direction, and I will show you a man with a sex change"
i would never say about men and women involving sence of time... as we all know, "Men are always early and women are always late......in bed"!

[MorGrendel]

Titus - "Everyone knows my tears are made of diamonds."
Morg - "Yeah, because your full of shit, and it's mostly carbon."

John: "I pour my beer down the side of the glass, so I don't get a lot of head. I don't like head, head is bad."
Morg: "Your wrong! Head is always good, and let that be a lesson to you preggers." (points at preggers)

[MorGrendel]

I'm not leaning forward because I'm excited, I'm leaning forward because my butt hurts. - serban

[MorGrendel]

(Don't worry Mr. Clayson), broke people are free - Ethan

Bullseye! - Collette

Is that lady on the Popeyes commercial the owner of the company? - Clayson
No, Al Copeland is owner. - Missy
The guy from the Today show owns Popeyes! - Clayson