Quotable Quotes
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I've got a few negative bonuses - Clayson
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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Racheal: "If you enjoy it, I'll know, and then the pain will come."
HAR HAR! I almost asked her to marry me after that!!
HAR HAR! I almost asked her to marry me after that!!
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Freewynn: "I am Bubba."
Freewynn: I'll have you calling me baby carrot by the end of the day!
Freewynn: I'll have you calling me baby carrot by the end of the day!
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Jeff: Attention: No Brides were injured in the writing of this speech.
Jason's Mom to Jeff: You're the 5th son, the good one.
Jason: Let me try this Gin thing everyone keeps talking about . . . Baahcch! People drink this?
Brian: You have to drink the honey. You have to drink the honey, or it will be mad at you.
Brian: Where is everyone? I'm finally drunk now.
Jason's Mom to Jeff: You're the 5th son, the good one.
Jason: Let me try this Gin thing everyone keeps talking about . . . Baahcch! People drink this?
Brian: You have to drink the honey. You have to drink the honey, or it will be mad at you.
Brian: Where is everyone? I'm finally drunk now.
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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Kaela: "I would love to play a sport for a living."
Kevin: "You'd have to be a guy."
Kaela: "What are you, racist?"
Kevin: "No, just sexist."
Kevin: "You'd have to be a guy."
Kaela: "What are you, racist?"
Kevin: "No, just sexist."
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Tristan of Anglesey - After seeing our fry night spread, "What does a guy have to do to become a member of your group? I would rim a goat to join Galatia!"
~Titus, the Thawed
"Me and Abed have an agreement, if one of us dies we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly." ~Troy
"Me and Abed have an agreement, if one of us dies we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly." ~Troy
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A carnie is just a gypsy without a cool accent - chris
If Galatian money smells like titties ... Is that so bad? - doug
Your coolaid is poision, but a bullet I might survive. - Jeff
I throw shots down the pipe that's why I win - jeff
You can't play (table) tennis in a headlock - Gregor
I love this! People hit me in the head and it dings and then I know I'm dead. - Ding, I mean Conner
If Galatian money smells like titties ... Is that so bad? - doug
Your coolaid is poision, but a bullet I might survive. - Jeff
I throw shots down the pipe that's why I win - jeff
You can't play (table) tennis in a headlock - Gregor
I love this! People hit me in the head and it dings and then I know I'm dead. - Ding, I mean Conner
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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I love this kid.
what is best in life,to crush the enemy, se them driven before you and hear the lamindation of there women!
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Who gave you sugar! - What we say to someone acting like a crazed kid.
Yes, I want some of that priest meat - Rayne
Having kids . . . If its meant to be, it will happen. If not, you can always have threesomes. - Titus as interpretted by Theresa
Morg: I have a rule, avoid girls named Toni, Traci, or Krystal, they are nothing but trouble. And if they have their own named tattooed on themselves, run!
Gregor: Wow, is that in a book somewhere?
Morg: No, but it should be.
Yes, I want some of that priest meat - Rayne
Having kids . . . If its meant to be, it will happen. If not, you can always have threesomes. - Titus as interpretted by Theresa
Morg: I have a rule, avoid girls named Toni, Traci, or Krystal, they are nothing but trouble. And if they have their own named tattooed on themselves, run!
Gregor: Wow, is that in a book somewhere?
Morg: No, but it should be.
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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Rayne: Why are hobbits talking to each-other?
Berzerker: ??
Rayne: I thought they couldn't talk to each-other!
Berzerker: ???
Rayne: Oh wait! That's hermits!
Berzerker: ??
Rayne: I thought they couldn't talk to each-other!
Berzerker: ???
Rayne: Oh wait! That's hermits!
My love for you is like a truck..
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Marrying a Galatian is like marrying a five-year-old. - nugget
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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My quote jeff was " You show me a woman with a sence of direction, and I will show you a man with a sex change"
i would never say about men and women involving sence of time... as we all know, "Men are always early and women are always late......in bed"!
i would never say about men and women involving sence of time... as we all know, "Men are always early and women are always late......in bed"!
"Money can't buy Happyness but it can buy Jagermister and thats kinda the same thing"
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Titus - "Everyone knows my tears are made of diamonds."
Morg - "Yeah, because your full of shit, and it's mostly carbon."
John: "I pour my beer down the side of the glass, so I don't get a lot of head. I don't like head, head is bad."
Morg: "Your wrong! Head is always good, and let that be a lesson to you preggers." (points at preggers)
Morg - "Yeah, because your full of shit, and it's mostly carbon."
John: "I pour my beer down the side of the glass, so I don't get a lot of head. I don't like head, head is bad."
Morg: "Your wrong! Head is always good, and let that be a lesson to you preggers." (points at preggers)
Mor Grendel
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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I'm not leaning forward because I'm excited, I'm leaning forward because my butt hurts. - serban
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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(Don't worry Mr. Clayson), broke people are free - Ethan
Bullseye! - Collette
Is that lady on the Popeyes commercial the owner of the company? - Clayson
No, Al Copeland is owner. - Missy
The guy from the Today show owns Popeyes! - Clayson
Bullseye! - Collette
Is that lady on the Popeyes commercial the owner of the company? - Clayson
No, Al Copeland is owner. - Missy
The guy from the Today show owns Popeyes! - Clayson
Mor Grendel
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.