Fritz did it!

[MorGrendel]

10 years, no Bin Laden.
Fritz joins the military, WINNING!
One dead Osama, coincidence, I think not.
Good to see you put that degree to use.

Sunday, Jason was off. Coincidence, I think not.

I kid, I kid.

I wish they had froze him in carbonate rather then bury him in the ocean, but what can you do. I hope they pick off the rest in rapid succession over the next few days, and then say, "Ha what America can plan!"

[Titus]

See what the SEALS can accomplish once the Playstation 3 network goes down? (It has been out for 2 weeks).

[Fritz]

All I can say is I've been in secret squirrel facilities since last week... (I kid naturally)

[MorGrendel]

All I can say is I've been in secret squirrel facilities since last week... (I kid naturally)

I don't get it. Titus's was funnier. :)

[Titus]

All I can say is I've been in secret squirrel facilities since last week... (I kid naturally)

I don't get it. Titus's was funnier. :)

Don't you know officers have their humor surgically removed in Officer Candidate School? Just ask Cook or Bryan, they can confirm this.

[boagrius]

Confirmed. Map reading ability is also lost when the humor is removed.

I can also confirm about the playstation thing, the navy loves to play with themselves and a few close friends in dark lit rooms while whispering things into each others ears.

Honestly, awsome job seals, good think Bin Laden didn't have any doors.

[Fritz]

All I can say is I've been in secret squirrel facilities since last week... (I kid naturally)

I don't get it. Titus's was funnier. :)

I was taking credit...jerk...

[Fritz]

Confirmed. Map reading ability is also lost when the humor is removed.

Good thing I got 5/5 on land nav here in half the time allotted with an agave 1/2 an inch into my knee.

Of course I'm balanced out by the idiot that failed land nav AND managed to lose his weapon in the process. Now that you mention it he doesn't have much of a sense of humor...

[Titus]

Did you see that during the time that Osama was hiding there, we had some of our forces at the Pakistanini "West Point" training the Paki Officers. So we at one point or another had some of our forces within 800 yds of him, and we didin't even know it.

~Officer looks at map. "Okay, the X marks where Osama is hiding, but if I look a the scale it says Kilometers, not miles, crap, how far is that from here?"

[MorGrendel]

Maybe that's what happened, the first group was distracted by more training?

They just said Osama was growing weed, I can't think of a better way to distract a bunch of college know-it-alls?

So odd, I've never known an angry pothead.

[Fritz]

Did you see that during the time that Osama was hiding there, we had some of our forces at the Pakistanini "West Point" training the Paki Officers. So we at one point or another had some of our forces within 800 yds of him, and we didin't even know it.

~Officer looks at map. "Okay, the X marks where Osama is hiding, but if I look a the scale it says Kilometers, not miles, crap, how far is that from here?"

You know just as well as I that any and all trainers are NCOs, especially for land nav =P

[Titus]

You know just as well as I that any and all trainers are NCOs, especially for land nav =P

You can lead an 'officer' to water, but you can't force him to drink.

[Titus]

You know just as well as I that any and all trainers are NCOs, especially for land nav =P

You can lead an 'officer' to water, but you can't force him to drink.

[ahrimen]

i thought Cook got him, he was supposedly working that weekend!,

[MorGrendel]

That would explain all the bulk foods, he was on his way back from Costco, the fat bastard :)