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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe Lewis

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields