Quotable Quotes

Brynhild · Post by **Brynhild** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:26 pm

Even better:

The order of people around drunk brian 1 kevin 2 rachel 3 me 4 jeff 5 serban. (i think)

Brian:

You suck, you suck, your cool, you suck and you suck.

Hehhee I win!

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:36 pm

You were drunk too so your mind is fuzzy. What he actually said was: You're cool, you're cool, *#$@@#bitch###$*)%^&diediedie@#$##$^%&^^%$$$!@! , you're cool, you're cool. *sip beer*

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:32 pm

This is the same guy that later thanked a urinal for taking his pee. I think his judgement may be in question.

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:40 pm

?? Are you talking about Brian, Becca or me?

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:01 pm

Well, now I don't know. Do you thank the urinal for taking your pee? If so, you probably want to keep that to yourself.

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:14 pm

It usually thanks me for getting it wet..

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:20 am

LilScutt: "I want one of those dogs that looks like horses."

Brynhild · Post by **Brynhild** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:09 pm

No it was brain. He thanked the urinal. It was funny

lilkender · Post by **lilkender** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:35 pm

MorGrendel wrote:This is the same guy that later thanked a urinal for taking his pee. I think his judgement may be in question.

Makes more sense than thanking the urinal for NOT taking your pee. I mean, then your shoes would be wet!

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:13 pm

True enough, he also thanked the back wall for not letting him fall out of the port-o-jon.

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:06 pm

Becca: "The big ones are microbreweries, the rest of them are just... breweries." (referring to the small ones)

lilkender · Post by **lilkender** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:41 pm

MorGrendel wrote:True enough, he also thanked the back wall for not letting him fall out of the port-o-jon.

Can I make a request, guys, when you're THAT drunk, stay out of the portajohns and just piss on a bush!

Man, have I see some messed up portajohns. And that really sucks when I really have to go!

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:54 pm

Dan: "CPR isn't for dead people"

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(horriblly paraphrased as I couldn't really hear over the speakers)
Becca "It says that sneezing enhances your orgasm."
Missy "Let me see that. The word is squeezing, Becca."
Jeff dies laughing picturing Kevin and Becca experimenting with Pepper-Sex.

Also caddywompus (see word of the day), look up orgasam in answers.com...Not what I expected. Killing the language.

Rachel · Post by **Rachel** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:54 pm

mor grendel "but not two hander, two hander is for sucks" -or something like that..

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:08 pm

Freewynn: "I am Bubba."

Racheal: "If you enjoy it, I'll know, and then the pain will come."